Everybody knows that Chuck Norris is invincible, right? There is nothing that Chuck Norris can't do. And there's a good chance that you've heard a few jokes like: His strength makes Superman look like a wimp. He carved Mt. Rushmore with his teeth. He’s counted to infinity - three times. He doesn't wear a watch because he simply decides what time it is. He can even slam a revolving door.
With all of these incredible talents in mind, what would happen if Chuck Norris were a Worksite Wellness Manager? Well, this week we're having a little fun and sharing 10 possibilities. I warn you this won't make you any smarter but hopefully it should make you laugh.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t need to track participation rates. His are always 100 percent.
- Senior Leadership buy-in is never a problem. He stares them down until he gets the approval he wants.
- Chuck Norris doesn't target health risks, he pummels them.
- Chuck Norris does not need to ask his employees what they want. They voluntarily send it to him.
- Chuck Norris can set up a wellness portal in under a second - just by looking at it.
- Chuck Norris once developed a wellness challenge and it got over one million participants before it even started.
- Chuck Norris doesn't need a communication plan. Employee engagement just happens.
- Chuck Norris never uses a wellness strategy. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
- Chuck Norris gets a bigger budget with a single roundhouse kick.
- His worksite wellness program had a 100% ROI. On the first day.
What else would Chuck Norris do as a wellness expert? The correct answer is "whatever he wants" but we'd love to hear your favorite Chuck Norris joke anyway.
P.S. If you don’t comment, Chuck Norris will know.
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